I'm excited to announce today's guest post. Author KaraLynne Mackrory, author of Falling for Mr. Darcy and Bluebells in the Mourning, is here with me today. When I was approached about having KaraLynne on the blog, I told her she could write about whatever she wanted. Very trusting, I know. ;) I hope you enjoy her topic as much as I did.
My name is KaraLynne Mackrory, and I write romance
novels. Phew. Sometimes I feel like I should be in a
support group or something. All hearts
and mush and flowers and syrupy love.
Yuck! Ahhhh, but I love hearts and mush and flowers and syrupy
love. Sigh. Since I was told I could write whatever I
wanted for this blog (insert maniacal laughing here) I decided that I would
treat you all with a taste of real romance.
Sit back and relish in the story of my first kiss.
[Warning: The following historical depiction contains
extreme levels of romance. It may cause
swooning, heart palpitations, and/or a sudden desire to rush to the nearest
bookstore and purchase the authors books
- Falling For Mr. Darcy and Bluebells in the Mourning. Studies show that not acting upon these urges
may cause irreparable damage.]
My First Kiss
When
I was a kid, I spent most of my summers outdoors. I ran barefoot most of the time in cut-off
jeans and a dusty old hand-me-down t-shirt.
My hair was pretty feral and usually never combed. Flat-chested and ferocious, I would ride my
bike around the neighborhood with the rest of the kids. My bike was old and well-worn, but it had
solid rubber tires that never went flat.
It also had broken pedals that would be like horizontal stakes for my
feet instead of a small surface to push against. I would make jumps off sidewalks and would try
to skid my tire on the gravel left over from the salt and sand trucks from
winter storms.
My
bike gang consisted of a several kids from the neighborhood living in the
houses near mine. We were a bunch of
boys and girls from between the ages of 8-11.
My yard was the biggest and had a slope from the top of the driveway
through the grass. We could get some serious speed going before heading
straight for the sidewalk for our big jumps.
Sometimes we even cleared extreme altitudes of 6-8 inches. Cars would honk, and drivers would bare their
fists (or worse) at us as we heeded nothing before blaring into the middle of
the road after our jumps. It was in the
middle of the road that my sister taught me to ride my bike after all.
My
first kiss was during the summer.
Somebody had found popsicles and had distributed them around
everyone. Some of us sat lounging on the
edge of the sidewalk while others propped themselves up astride their bikes
leaning from foot to foot as we balanced.
There was this one kid, and to think of it, I'm not sure any of us
really knew his name. He was one of the
oldest, like me. He told another boy
that I was his girlfriend. I thought, well I am a girl, and he is my friend so I
guess that is right. The sun was hot, and we kept eating our
Popsicles. After a few more bike runs,
one of our parents called us in for dinner.
When
you get called in for dinner it isn't like someone comes to you and asks you to
come in. The gang would disperse only to
the sound of a parent shouting out the front door the name of the kid wanted. Usually it was my mom shouting for my
siblings and me. It was like the siren
call, and we shrugged off to our own homes.
Riding full speed into the grass, I would jump off the bike while in
motion - never missing a beat as I caught my stride and ran the steps up to my
door two at a time.
Sometime
later, who knows really how long, (since summer days always run together and
kids never keep track) I found myself again in a loose circle amongst my
summertime friends. It was a funny lot. Even more interesting was how it would change
through the seasons. During the school
year we were in different grades and had different friends. We hardly acknowledged each other on the
bus. Boys and girls would separate, ages
would differentiate, and the school year months would roll on. When the summer time came, all the stringent
codes of kid-set propriety fell away, and we were just kids in the neighborhood
again. But I've gone off topic. My first kiss.
Well,
I was in a loose circle with the friends.
Most of us had thrown our bikes into the grass and sat resting on the
sidewalk. I sat, leaning super cool like,
on the seat of my bike as I would lean from one side to the other on one
leg. Next to me was the kid who nobody
knew his name. There was a kid named
Allen sitting across the circle from us.
Now, just a moment for Allen. For
some reason, he wanted to go by his other name, James, when he got into high
school. It was cooler, I guess, but we
all knew him as Allen. He lived a few
houses down from us. I kept calling him
Allen until I left home. Pfft! James,
whatever.
Anyway,
this Allen kid looked up and scoffed at Noname next to me. He said, "She isn't your
girlfriend."
Noname
said, "Yes she is - we are the fastest kids here."
Allen
replied, "That doesn't make her your girlfriend. You have to kiss her to make her your
girlfriend. "
I
thought, I'm not sure I know where this
is going. I’ve got to get Allen to shut up. "He is my boyfriend, and
you better shut it, Allen, or I'm going to kick you in the shin." Yeah, that was pretty good.
One
of the other kids repeated, "You have to kiss her." As if on cue, the rest of the Parker North
Neighborhood Bike and Scooter Gang chimed in and chanted the rule about kisses
and boyfriends.
Noname
spoke out, "Fine then I’ll kiss her!"
And then awkwardly, Noname put his arm around my shoulder buddy style
and looked at me. I gave him a smile
that was more of a grimace. We looked
back at the rest of the kids who were all leaning in—all anticipation and
fascination.
Somebody
voiced their impatience, and somebody else said something about us being
chickens. I thought, I don't know how to kiss a boy. Everyone was looking at me and Noname. Nervously, I shifted from foot to foot
causing Noname to shift on his bike too.
We shifted uneasily side to side on our bikes with our arms weirdly
placed on each other's shoulders. We
looked like we were rocking on a boat.
We stayed that way for what was probably only a few seconds but felt
like a really long time.
"Fine!"
Noname shouted at their jeers, and he looked at me again. His hair was blond and sticking up on one
side more than the other side. He wore a
ragged tank top and cut off jeans like me.
I fidgeted nervously with the bits of denim fraying at the bottom of my
shorts and looked at him. He gave me a
face that seemed to say, "I hope this isn't gross." I echoed that in my thoughts.
For
the briefest of moments, the rest of our spectator group fell silent as he
moved his head closer to mine. We were
still awkwardly astride our bikes next to each other—shoulder to shoulder. It made our necks have to crane unnaturally
towards our target. Then it
happened. His lips were soft and hot and
were gone in a nano-second. An
electrical current shot down me at the moment his lips squished mine, and my
heart beat wildly. Then we turned red-faced
back to our crowd and stammered our triumphant murmurs over their previous
accusations. In another moment later, my
name was yelled out into the summer heat for me to come home. I didn't know what the proper goodbye was
when you had a boyfriend, so I gave Noname a few friendly taps on his back
where my limp arm still hung. We
released our arms. I said goodbye to the
gang and took off like a horse at the starting gate towards my home.
Riding
like the wind, I jumped my bike up onto the curb as I neared home, out of the
street. Then, I turned when I hit my
yard and let the grass slow me down as I again hopped off the bike while in
motion, letting it skid to a stop as I ran towards the stairs to my house. My lips still tingled, and I touched them
briefly on the way up the stairs. I
looked back, the gang had broken up and Noname was riding down the street.
The
next day I was worried about going out to ride bikes. I went anyway. I was the fastest and probably
one of the best jumpers. I had a
reputation to uphold there because in the summertime gang world of politics, if
you were not there, you lost your alpha status.
Noname didn't come for a few days.
When he did return, he and I were alphas again, but we didn't really
talk about the kiss. I guess we had
broken up. That was all right with me.
If you want to know if Darcy and Elizabeth
share any memorable kisses in Bluebells in the Mourning - then put down your popsicle, get off your bike, and
go read it!
