Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Under the Mistletoe Day 7: The Mischief of the Mistletoe by Lauren Willig +GIVEAWAY

New York Times Bestselling Author, Lauren Willig, has provided an excerpt from her award-winning novel, The Mischief of the Mistletoe! Unlike all the other excerpts in this series, this one does not contain a kiss. Now, before you fly into the boughs, let me explain. There is a wonderful mistletoe scene in this story, but who wants a spoiler? I hope you enjoy this excerpt nonetheless! 

Excerpt from The Mischief of the Mistletoe by Lauren Willig

Arabella wiggled her way back into the prompting booth.

Turnip wiggled in after her.

“Why won’t you talk to me?”

“I am talking to you. See? My lips are moving. Talking, talking, talking.” She shuffled the script, dropping half the pages in the process.

“I’ll get those!” Turnip dove for the ground, nearly upsetting the screen, which rocked on its base.

“No. Don’t. I’ll—” Arabella drew in her breath with a hissing sound that Turnip didn’t need to be told meant she wasn’t precisely happy.

“Here you go.” He propped himself up on one knee and offered the pages up to her again. “Not all quite in order, but all here.”

There was a tap-tap-tap on top of the frame and the Angel of the Lord shone round about them. “Excuse me. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re starting.” Sally looked pointedly at Turnip, who was still down on one knee. “That is, if you’re quite done with whatever it is you’re doing down there?”

“Righty-ho,” Turnip struggled up to his feet, trying not to topple over onto the screen. “Good luck. Break a leg—er, wing.”

The Angel of the Lord gave him a look and disappeared again over the partition.

Turnip turned back to Arabella, who was very studiously paging through the script, her cheeks bright red beneath the tightly coiled loops of her hair.

“Didn’t mean to upset you,” he whispered. “Last thing I wanted to do.”

“There’s no need to discuss it,” said Arabella in a low voice. She raised her voice, looking around. “Caesar? Has anyone seen Caesar Augustus? She’s meant to be on.”

There were the usual rustling sounds and hastily hushed whispers as the audience settled themselves in their seats. Miss Climpson mounted the makeshift steps to the stage, her spectacles reflecting the light of the candles so that they looked like carriage lamps. There were muffled giggles from backstage. Arabella held a finger to her lips and the giggles stopped.

“Friends, parents, neighbors,” declaimed Miss Climpson, opening her arms wide.

“And Romans,” muttered Turnip, pointing at Caesar Augustus. “Can’t forget the Romans.”

The headmistress clasped her hands together and beamed myopically out over the assemblage. “We thank you for joining us here today. We know some of you have traveled long distances—”

The headmistress babbled on. Turnip let the familiar words wash over him—she gave the same speech every Christmas; half the people in the room could have delivered it on her behalf without missing a single preposition—and directed his attention instead to Arabella, who was very studiously doing her best to pay no attention to him.

Turnip peered over her shoulder. The first part of the program was a dramatic reenactment of the Gospel according to Saint Luke, chapter two, verses one through fourteen, with additional dialogue by the staff of Miss Climpson’s seminary.

Turnip tapped a finger against the page. The fact that he had to reach over her shoulder to do it was a bonus. His sleeve brushed the fabric of her dress, making her give a little jump.

“Think I’ve read that before,” Turnip said. “Deuced good page-turner. Shepherds, wise men, mad emperors . . .”

“Augustus wasn’t mad.” Arabella was back to not looking at him. She addressed herself to the script in a monotone. “That was his—”

“Wife’s great-grandson,” Turnip provided. “Caligula. Means ‘little boots.’ He was the son of Augustus’s wife Livia’s grandson Germanicus. Livia was the one with the poisoned figs, don’t you know. Shouldn’t have wanted to dine at her house.”

Well, that had got Arabella’s attention. In a why-is-this-madman-babbling-at-me sort of way, but at least she was looking at him. Turnip wasn’t picky. He’d take attention however he could get it.

“Nasty little nipper. Chip off the old family block. Caligula, I mean, not Germanicus. Wouldn’t believe some of what he got up to.” Turnip shook his head at the depravity of the Caesars. “Makes for good reading, though. Nothing like the odd orgy to get a chap learning Latin.”

Arabella cast a quick, alarmed look at the rear end of the camel, which was listening with a little too much attention. “I don’t think this is the time for orgies. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to find a seat? Miss Climpson is just—”

There was a smattering of polite applause from the audience.

“—about to be done.”

“If I sit down, will you talk to me after?”

Arabella frowned and held up one hand to signal him to wait. “Romans?” she called. “Romans? Onstage!”

The Roman Senate, consisting of five ten-year-old girls in togas, scrambled onto the stage.

“That’s a no, isn’t it?” whispered Turnip.

Caesar Augustus strutted onstage, laurel leaves tacked on with hairpins. “All the world shall be taxed!” she piped.

There was wild clapping from the audience, presumably from Caesar Augustus’s parents. No one got that excited about taxes. Except, perhaps, Mr. Pitt, who had once tried to talk finance to Turnip during Turnip’s short-lived career as Member of Parliament for Dunny-on-the-Wold.

Turnip made a mental note never again to pass out drunk in a rotten borough on the eve of an election, especially when the only other inhabitant of said borough was a dachshund named Colin. Next thing you knew, you were a Member of Parliament and Mr. Pitt was trying to talk finance to you. It hadn’t been all bad. He had gotten some jolly good naps on the back benches. Nothing soothed one to sleep quite like twelve hours of unbroken oratory. Nice benches, too. Soft. Padded.

Rather like Arabella.

Onstage, a very bashful Mary, who couldn’t be more than twelve, was being tugged forward on a wooden donkey with wheels. Turnip did his best to stay quiet and quell lustful thoughts, but it was difficult with Arabella pressed up beside him, all warm and round and lilac-scented.

Turnip shifted uncomfortably. This was not helping. He took a deep breath and tried to concentrate on Joseph, who was currently haggling over the nightly rate of a manger. He had always felt more than a bit sorry for Joseph. Must be tough on a chap to get leg-shackled, only to find that your wife was expecting the child of God. Not that it wasn’t an honor and all that, but it did rather cut down on the canoodling.

Turnip was very relieved when the manger was wheeled out and the shepherds came on. One couldn’t whisper through the virgin birth, but shepherds abiding in the fields were fair game.

And, lo,” proclaimed the narrator, shouting to be heard over the sheep, “the glory of the Lord shone round about them. And they were sore afraid.”

The farthest shepherd to the left gave her sheep a sharp crack with her crook as Sally appeared in all her feathery glory.

Ascending a very short ladder, Sally spread her wings and preened. The shepherds cowered before her.

Turnip regarded his sister fondly as she fluffed her feathers and graciously acknowledged the groveling shepherd people. Sally had a bit of Dowager Duchess of Dovedale in her. Not literally—as far as Turnip knew, the families weren’t related—but in spirit.

Turnip made sure to clap loudly, as promised, before turning back to Arabella. “Won’t you tell me what the matter is?” he whispered in her ear. “Why are you avoiding me?”

“Fear not! For behold—”

Arabella jerked her head away. “I’m not avoiding you. I am trying to prompt a performance.”

BEHOLD, I bring you—”

“Then why did you keep running off earlier?”

“For heaven’s sake!” hissed the Angel of the Lord, appearing suddenly over the edge of the partition. “Can’t you see I’m being angelic?”

“Wouldn’t want to miss that,” muttered Turnip.

He turned just in time to see Arabella smothering a grin.

“For behold . . . ,” prompted Arabella, nodding to Sally.

Sally tossed her head. Taking leave of its pins, her halo soared out across the audience, like a discus at the Olympian Games. Children shrieked. Matrons ducked.

Arabella buried her head in her hands.

In the finest traditions of the theatre, Sally drew herself up on her stepladder, ignored the wires sticking straight out of her head, and carried grandly on. “For behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy . . .”

“I need to talk to you,” Turnip said urgently.

“. . . which shall be to. . . .” The Angel of the Lord raised her voice, ruffling her feathers in warning.

Turnip grabbed Arabella’s hand. “Outside?” he urged.

“. . . ALL PEOPLE! Except my brother.”

“That wasn’t in the script,” objected a sheep.

A shepherd poked the sheep with her crook. Turnip caught a glimpse of bronzy curls beneath her headcloth. “Neither is a talking sheep.”

“Miss Climpson!” whined the sheep.

“Oh, for heaven’s sake,” snapped the Angel of the Lord, snatching up the crook. “They didn’t have Miss Climpsons in Judea. I’ve just brought you good news. Look happy.”

“Wise men!” bellowed Arabella. “Wise men, onstage! Angels and shepherds, off.”

“Wait!” exclaimed Sally. “I haven’t given my tidings yet. Down!”

The sheep cowered.

The shepherd held out a hand. “May I have my crook back?”

“No,” said Sally. Turning back to the audience, she held the crook aloft. “For unto you is born this day, in the city of David . . .”

Turnip tugged at her hand. “Arabella?”

“. . . a SAVIOR, which is Christ the Lord.”

“All right,” whispered Arabella, snatching her hand away. “All right.”

“And this shall be a sign unto you . . .” Sally was rattling right along, determined to get through her piece without further interruptions.

“That was a yes, wasn’t it?”

Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes . . .”

“In the drawing room,” muttered Arabella. “Ten minutes.”

“. . . and lying in a manger.”

“I’ll meet you there.” Did she mean in ten minutes or for ten minutes? Turnip decided it was wiser not to ask. He’d figure it out as he went along.

*Excerpt provided by the author and used with author's permission


Oh, I wonder what Trunip needs to speak to Arabella about? Want that mistletoe kiss? *waggles eyebrows* Then you better pick up copy of The Mischief of the Mistletoe! =) (Or simply enter the giveaway)!

While The Mischief of the Mistletoe is part of the Pink Carnation Series, it was written as a stand alone novel, so do not fret if you have yet to experience Willig's writing!

Have you read any of Lauren Willig's other books? If so, which is your favorite? 


Lauren Willig has kindly offered ONE trade paperback copy of The Mischief of the Mistletoe to one lucky commenter! OPEN INTERNATIONALLY!! To enter, please leave a comment and fill out the Rafflecopter formWinner will be announced Thursday, December 20!  Good luck! =) 

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From the publisher:
Arabella Dempsey’s dear friend Jane Austen warned her against teaching. But Miss Climpson’s Select Seminary for Young Ladies seems the perfect place for Arabella to claim her independence while keeping an eye on her younger sisters nearby. Just before Christmas, she accepts a position at the quiet girls’ school in Bath, expecting to face nothing more exciting than conducting the annual Christmas recital. She hardly imagines coming face to face with French aristocrats and international spies…

Reginald “Turnip” Fitzhugh—often mistaken for the elusive spy known as the Pink Carnation—has blundered into danger before. But when he blunders into Miss Arabella Dempsey, it never occurs to him that she might be trouble.  When Turnip and Arabella stumble upon a beautifully wrapped Christmas pudding with a cryptic message written in French, “Meet me at Farley Castle”, the unlikely vehicle for intrigue launches the pair on a Yuletide adventure that ranges from the Austens’ modest drawing room to the awe-inspiring estate of the Dukes of Dovedale, where the Dowager Duchess is hosting the most anticipated event of the year: an elaborate 12-day Christmas celebration. Will they find poinsettias or peril, dancing or danger? And is it possible that the fate of the British Empire rests in Arabella and Turnip’s hands, in the form of a festive Christmas pudding?

Author Bio:
Lauren Willig is the New York Times bestselling author of eleven works of historical fiction. Her books have been translated into over a dozen languages, awarded the RITA, Booksellers Best and Golden Leaf awards, and chosen for the American Library Association's annual list of the best genre fiction. After graduating from Yale University, she embarked on a PhD in English History at Harvard before leaving academia to acquire a JD at Harvard Law while authoring her "Pink Carnation" series of Napoleonic-set novels. She lives in New York City, where she now writes full time.

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  1. This sounds like a fun book, and I love the name "Turnip." ;)

    1. It does sound like a fun book, Anna! I like that while it is part of Willig's Pink Carnation Series, it is a stand alone novel, so any reader could enjoy this fun Christmas book!

  2. I have been wanting to read something by Lauren Willig for the longest time! I love the sound of this one as the main character is working on a Christmas recital with students. Two things I know a little about! :)

    Thank you for the giveaway opportunity!

    1. This does sound right up your ally, Meredith! I hope you find a chance to read some of Lauren's works soon! Best of luck in the giveaway! :)

  3. How funny! I love the chaos of the kids' performance while their teacher is being distracted. I wonder why she is avoiding him?! Afrer reading just the first 2 sentences of the excerpt I thought Turnip was a puppy. Then he talked and I figured out he wasn't. Lol

    Bring on the mistletoe! Thanks for the giveaway - I haven't read any of Lauren's books yet.

    1. Lol! If I ever have a pet, Monica, I will think about naming him Turnip. ;)
      Yes, the chaos is quite amusing! I like how Turnip's sister keeps trying to hush them & speak over them. Good luck with the giveaway. :)

  4. Oh, I *love* this series, and Lauren's writing is fantastic!!! My favorite book will probably always be the first one (The Secret History of the Pink Carnation) because that's when I discovered her writing and fell in love with the characters. Plus, I was lucky enough to have her sign that one for me ;).

    1. *Waving* Hi Marilyn! :) Oh, I am so glad you enjoyed Lauren's writing! I have heard SO many wonderful things about her writing! I have several of her books, but have yet to have an opportunity to read them. AGH! I did have the opportunity this past spring to attend a talk she did at Georgia Gwinnett College (right down the road from me). Lauren was simply wonderful! And listening to her read an excerpt from one of her novels was quite the experience. Listening to her writing journey, I am always amazed at how she was able to write while attending law school!
      I think having the first book in the series autographed is definitely special! How wonderful you are able to have that!
      Thanks so much for stopping by, Marilyn! :)

  5. For anyone who hasn't read the series, You.MUST. I enjoyed it a great deal, but will admit to having a special fondness for Turnip!

    1. Hi June! So glad you love Willig's writing! :) I think I ill have a special fondness for Turnip too. :)
      Thanks for stopping by!

  6. thank you so much for the giveaway!!!
    a definite add to my WishList!!!!

  7. Looks like a fun read, thanks for the giveaway. I'm also going to mark it on goodreads too.

    1. Hi Colleen! This really does look like a great Christmas read. Hoe you enjoy it! Good luck in the giveaway! :)

  8. What a tantalizing excerpt. Jane Austen is in it and spy game set in the past is one of my favourite genre. Lauren's Pink Carnation series has the making of The Scarlet Pimpernel which I love. Thanks for the giveaway.