Monday, December 10, 2012

Under the Mistletoe Day 6: Mistletoe Everywhere by Linda Banche

What would you do if you continually saw mistletoe hanging above the object of your affection's head?  What if she wanted nothing to do with you? Charles finds himself in this exact predicament at Mistletoe Manor. 
"A man who sees mistletoe everywhere is mad--or in love."

An excerpt from Mistletoe Everywhere by Linda Banche

After Charles had heaped his plate with more food than he wanted, he took one of the empty chairs at the table bottom, as far from Penelope as possible.

His tensed muscles eased as he joked with his friends. Smythe made a comment and Charles turned to answer. He caught sight of Penelope…and a monstrous bunch of mistletoe above her.

"Gordon? What is it?" Smythe swiveled in the direction Charles was staring. He looked up and down, and from one side to the other. "I say, with your mouth hanging open like that, you must see something spectacular, but damned if I know what it is."

With an audible click, Charles clamped his jaw shut. "I thought I saw…" He forced his gaze back to his companion. "Nothing. I imagined I saw mistletoe."

Smythe's eyebrows rose. "Mistletoe?"

"Yes. The house is named 'Mistletoe Manor', so the place is filled with mistletoe decorations. Pictures, wall hangings, ceiling trim, whatnot."

"Indeed." Smythe's eyebrows rose higher. "That 'mistletoe' you saw is over that Miss Lawrence. Lovely little filly." His lips curved into a knowing grin. "My jaw dropped the first time I saw her, too."

Charles stiffened. "I was not looking at Miss Lawrence. I believed I saw mistletoe over her."

"'Mistletoe'." Symthe's grin widened. "Of course."

The long case clock at the end of the hall struck the hour. Penelope timed her steps to the chimes, counting as she walked. Eleven, twelve. Drat her aunt. Why did she demand a cup of hot milk at this late hour? By the time the drink lulled her to sleep, morning would be upon them.

She picked up speed down the hall. Just another way her aunt reinforced her dominance. Tomorrow, she would write that letter to Aunt Elizabeth.

“Penny, look out!”

Penelope spun on her heel. Charles, his eyes wide with terror, raced down the hall. He grabbed her arms and shoved her to the side. Her back hit the wall and her breath rushed out in a startled huff.

Charles gripped her shoulders hard as his body slammed full-length against hers, his forearms bracketing her sides, his head over hers.

“Thank God, I reached you in time.” His breath sawed in and out of his chest, crushing her nose into the starched folds of his cravat. The silver buttons of his coat dug into her breasts. His legs pinned hers to the wall.

Her own breaths were uneven pants, partly from his weight, and partly from his nearness. Her pulse thudded. “What happened?” she asked, her voice whispery.

“The kissing bough above you fell.”

Her breath slowing, Penelope shifted her nose out of his cravat and peered around his shoulder. The ceiling and floor were empty. “What kissing bough?”

Moving only his head, he looked over his shoulder. He stiffened. “I could have sworn…” He dipped his chin to look down at her, his body still holding her captive. “I beg your pardon, Miss Lawrence. I appear to be mistaken.”


Although the imagined danger was past, he made no move to release her. Instead, his hands, which had flattened on the wall beside her, cupped her cheeks. His fingers tangled in the strands of hair that had escaped from her braid. A smile played upon his lips. “Penny. My Shining Penny.”

His body heat flowed through her, and a different kind of heat arose. His face softened and time reeled backwards. Here was the Charles she remembered, the man who had placed her in the center of his world.

Her arms, flat against the wall, lifted and wound around his back. He bent his head to hers as she lifted her face to his. “Charles—”

His lips stroked hers, back and forth, warm and soft. Her eyes drifted shut as he feathered little kisses over her cheeks. She leaned against the wall, luxuriating in the soft caress of his lips on her face, the hardness of his body against hers… (*SIGH*~JL)

*Excerpt provided by the author and used with author's permission


Who wants to read more? The premise sounds wonderful! I have had this book on my TBR list since last Christmas and thought it was time I checked it out. It was a quick, fun Christmassy read. One can easily read this in one evening.

From the Publisher:
A man who sees mistletoe everywhere is mad--or in love.

Charles sees mistletoe. Not surprising, since he's spending Christmas at Mistletoe Manor. But why does no one else see it? And why does it always appear above Penelope, the despised lady who jilted him after their last meeting?

Penelope wants nothing to do with the faithless Charles, the man who cried off after she accepted his marriage proposal. But he still stirs her heart--and he stares at her all the time. Or rather, he stares at the empty ceiling over her head…What does he see?

According to folklore, mistletoe is the plant of peace. Can Penelope and Charles, so full of hurt and anger, heed the mistletoe's message and make peace?

Author Bio:
I write witty, sweet/sensual Regency romances with nary a rake or royal in sight. Most contain humor, some fantasy, and occasionally a little paranormal or science fiction. But comedy is my love, and I've created my own wacky blend of humor and Regency with stories that can elicit reactions from a gentle smile to a belly laugh.

I live in New England and like aerobics and ducks.

So, laugh along with me on a voyage back to the Regency era. Me and my ducks. Quack.

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Reviews of Mistletoe Everywhere:


  1. Hi Jakki, thanks for having me over today!

    1. My pleasure, Linda! And thank you! :) Mistletoe Everywhere was an enjoyable Christmas read!

  2. This sounds like a fun story.

    1. HI Ella! Yes, it was a fun story. And with it being so short, one can easily read it in one sitting while snuggled up for the night! :)

    2. Hi Ella, thanks for coming over. All my stories are funny, and fun, too.

      Jakki, glad you enjoyed it.

  3. Oh that sounds lovely. Now I want to know how the story continues!

    1. Thanks, kaewink. I can't tell you how that scene ends, but I can tell you there's a happy ending. After all, it's a romance!

    2. Thanks, Katrin! Hope you get a chance to read the rest of the story sometime! :)

  4. Ooh lovely! And funny, too. Everyone's going to think he is nuts. I hope Linda doesn't mind if I use that excuse next time I wish to pin a gent to the wall - "the kissing bough was about to fall on you!" haha

    1. Ooh, that's a good one, Monica! You always come up with such great ideas! ;)

    2. Not at all, Monica. And everyone does think the hero is crazy, including the heroine.

    3. I like your thinking, Monica!

  5. *sigh, indeed* LOL
    A new author for me-loved this excerpt!

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